Posts Tagged ‘Fuck Yeah’

Last month I found a Pyrex casserole dish with a lid on sale at the grocery store. And I bought it.
Usually if I make a casserole or a lasagna, I use aluminum foil trays, because I really hate doing dishes. But I guess I am growing up or something, because I suddenly like the idea of having a dish on hand for that stuff.
And today I made a lasagna in it. It was brilliant and I like the idea of making a smaller lasagna when it’s just for me. I will still use the foil pan when I am making stuff for a gift or some such (I make a fucking monster lasagna, as Sizzle and her Darcy can attest).
Now, excuse me, as I need to eat the lasagna and watch Hellboy.

It’s been a rough week around these parts, so I have decided to make a list of stuff I like.

I like onion bagels with melty swiss cheese.

I like the way pavement smells after it rains.

I like cats even when they don’t like me.

I like IKEA meatballs.

I like weird cartoons, Regular Show and Adventure Time are current favorites.

I like a good bass line, and love a good horn section. Big band music is a favorite.

I like making people laugh.

I like those water spas, the ones where you go from pool to pool and they are all different temps and everyone is naked.

I like basil and soy candles.

I like my lightweight pj pants, the pink ones with the ribbon.

I like watching my brother tell stories.

I’m not sure how many of these you guys already knew, I’ve been doing this blog thing for so long now, and I used to make a lot of lists, because, HELLO? LAZY. So if you want to be helpful, comment on any you didn’t know.

ALSO, Thursday is my niece, Emma’s, birthday. I love you poodle! Happy birthday!

So I didn’t so much fall OFF the scooter as I fell OVER the scooter, since I was, for some reason, trying to shut it off before I put the kickstand down, and it slipped away from me, pulling me with it. I am, as usual, bloody and bruised but unbowed, and wish to once again thank the couple who came to my aid in the Safeway parking lot.

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I am disturbed by the increasing depictions of cereal as sentient and cannibalistic.  It makes me distrust my breakfast. I don’t need that shit first thing in the morning. That’s far too early to be taking anti anxiety meds, in my opinion.

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I am about half way through cleaning out the bedroom closet, and the moths have taken umbrage at being disturbed, those fuckers, as if they paid rent or something.  Between the cats and the moths, I’m the only one who does anything productive around here. All the cats do is sleep and stare at the wall for hours, and the moths have ruined three pairs of gloves and a sweater. And I really liked that sweater.

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Also, the tampon you use determines whether or not you can get into the hip clubs. Or so that’s what the TV tells me.

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Dear Pier One Imports,

I do not wish to purchase furniture or decorative knickknacks that speak to me. When inanimate objects start speaking to you, it’s less important to think about how to integrate talking objects into the decor, and more important to check your anti psychotics.

Sincerely,

Tracy Kaply

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Me: I used to love the sound of glass breaking.

Kevin: Used to?

Me: *SIGH* Apparently, it’s “wrong” to break glass unless it belongs to you, which kind of limits the fun.

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And SCENE.

Last week? Not going down on the list of awesome weeks. But things are looking up, I have clean sheets, I finally took a shower, and I have caught up on my DVR list.

I don’t think any more could possibly be expected of me. And that’s why I am going to bed.

I have spent the day using my jacked up steroid powers for good, by which I mean I have run errands, done chores, paid bills and for all intents and purposes, accomplishing shit. I feel so fucking grown up, although I now that feeling will only last until I taper down on the steroids and then I’ll be crying at commercials for Pajama Jeans.

I mean really? Pajama Jeans? One of the signs of the fucking Apocalypse.

I am looking forward to the new animated series Legend Of Korra, which is a part of the Avatar: The Last Airbender universe. I love Airbender and am greedily hoping this new series holds up to it’s predecessor.

I got myself some books to read, a novella by Ben Guilfoy and I got my niece both editions of the Lilith Dark  comic series, about a little girl that fights monsters. Yes, please, to that awesomeness.

Excuse me, it’s time for me to watch The Voice. Shut up, I LOVE that show.