Kaply, Inc is the pain in the ass brainchild of Tracy Lynn Kaply. Like real kids, it costs me money and refuses to do what I want it to do, and has yet to clean it’s room.

I’m a 42 year old woman living in Seattle with three cats. No, that does NOT make me a cat lady, as everyone knows that a four cat minimum is the requirement for that title.

I have kidney failure and I do hemo dialysis at home. Obviously I cannot have nice things, because I just ruin them, like my kidneys.

It has been suggested that I don’t actually have kidney failure, it’s really just that I have a bad attitude. We are still exploring this possibility.

I am on disability, which means that I am one of those filthy people living on the teat of society. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

I like cheese.

If you still want to contact me, you can at tracy.kaply(at)gmail.com. I am often funny at Metasyntactic Variables, as well.  I am also on the Facebook. AND the Twitter. It’s almost scary, isn’t it?