The Unbearable Hotness Of Robert Made Me A Fritatta For Breakfast AND IT WAS THE MOST AWESOME OF ALL FRITATTAS, EVER
Things that will immediately make it clear to me that your comment is spam:
Telling me that this was a useful read. I know full well that there is very little of use to anyone on this blog, unless you want a primer on how to use the word “cunt” in casual conversation, and so starting out thanking me for information will instantly red flag you.
Using this blog to ‘practice your English’. Again, if this is the blog you have chosen to practice the English language, you are in more trouble than I can possibly help you with. SPAM.
Telling me that you tried to put me in your reader but something went wrong. The Unbearable Hotness Of Robert is on this blog like white on rice, and so everything pretty much works all the time. That is the beauty of Robert.SPAMZINI.
Putting a link in your comment. This won’t automatically get you canned, but more likely than not. My friends generally send me links in email, with a subject. SPAMTASM.
Your homepage is pharmtechcareers.com. Really, dude? Does this work on anyone? SPAMOSTIC.
Yeah, it’s pretty obvious I cleaned out the spam filter, isn’t it? I mean, the fuck with that? Does anyone fall for that shit? GAH.
Tags: Banalities, CHEESE, Deliciousness, My Friends Are Awesome, Technology Loves Me, THE FUCK WITH THAT?!

July 29th, 2010 at 9:15 pm
Sorry we didnt’ get to see you. We just got home in Portsmouth a bit ago. I do love your city and next time we come to Seattle I will let you know ahead of time so we can gab!
July 30th, 2010 at 5:28 am
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July 30th, 2010 at 5:29 am
Ahahahaha!!
I had no idea that was a real site!
July 30th, 2010 at 6:12 am
I can’t get rid of the spam. It accounts for 84% of the love and attention I get on my blog. But I still haven’t managed to get Japanese spam – I don’t know how the others do it. I guess my blog isn’t bunny oriented enough.