Today I got iron, did paperwork, watched a show about a hypnotizing zit, did dishes, spot cleaned the carpet, took a nap and set up my dialyzor for  tomorrow.

That’s it, dudes.

Oh, there was the hour where Frannie Cat sat with her back towards me, meowing at the kitchen and occasionally looking at me over her shoulder to see if I was getting the point, but that is just part of the Joy Of Cats, which is that it is a lot like living with teenage girls. There is less lip gloss, though, and the cats at least do not try to steal my sneakers.

Tags: Banalities, BOOOOOOORING, Goddamned cats, The Paperwork Is Killing Me Dead

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