Ok, it’s been a hell of a week. I need to do laundry, and paperwork, and clean some stuff, and vacuum, and defur the couch (goddamned giant idiot cats), and did I mention the dire need to do laundry?

So you know what I did today? That’s right, I watched cartoons.

Yeah, I may be going commando tomorrow. Totally worth it, though.

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I missed a dialysis conference this weekend, which was suck, but trust me when I say MY HANDS ARE FUCKING KILLING ME, and it was all I could do to maintain my normal sunny demeanor in the privacy of my bat-cave. SHUT UP, I AM TOO sunny.

I will fucking punch you in the throat. Ok, probably not, the hands might not manage it. But I WILL stare at you in an evil manner and you will FEEL my WRATH.

*sigh*

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So it turns out that the three vials of blood that were taken to determine whether or not I have the rheumatoid arthritis were put in tubes with the wrong colored lids and so are unsuitable for testing the things that need to be tested. And so I must trundle down to the center and do it again.

Whatever. It’s not like my blood is a scarcity. Now if it were pee it would be an entirely different story.

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Why won’t the government pay me for eating cheese? Well, ok, they kind of do. But I wish they paid me WELL to eat cheese.

Also, I would like a shoebox full of twenties and perhaps some more of that cave aged Gouda. That shit rocked.

Tags: Banalities, CHEESE, Fuck Off, Goddamned cats, Playing Fuckaround, SHUT UP, Sick Of It, Stuff I'm Going To Tell You Anyway

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