I’m Not So Much Passive Aggressive As Aggressive Aggressive
So nothing continues to happen here at the Casa del Kaply PACNW. I cleaned a bunch of shit yesterday, which was pointless since the cats immediately went to work dirtying the place up again.
Honestly, I don’t know why I bother.
Well, I DO know why I bother, and it was waking up this morning to a clean house. It was kind of awesome, and now I know how Bev Kaply must feel ALL THE TIME.
I have an appointment with the rheumatologist on Thursday morning, an MRI on Thursday afternoon, and then bloodwork at good old Northwest Kidney Centers. In the meantime I am just trying to rest and do dialysis.
Oh yeah, and the neverending misery that is paperwork. Someone asked me what the hardest part of my life was, and without hesitation I said paperwork. If I die from anything, I’m pretty sure the COD on the certificate will read DEATH BY PAPERWORK. GAH.
And that, dear readers, is why I could use minions.
Apparently, spellcheck does not believe me when I state that Rheumatology is a recognized medical specialty. It keeps pointing me towards Dermatology which is not helpful at all. Nor is Hematology, thank you.
I mean, really, what the fuck, spellcheck?
Tags: Banalities, Goddamned cats, Shit I don't Do, SHUT UP, Sick Of It
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:58 pm
Spellcheck: Its own worst enemy.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:59 pm
Can’t spell check see you have perfectly lovely skin?
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:36 pm
That’s why you should never rely on spell check for medical advice, even though it is cheaper than insurance.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:35 pm
Aggressive aggressive. Because I live far away… I stealing that.
Wish you … what… luck at these appointments?
March 3rd, 2010 at 3:56 am
All of my conscious time is spent either in the office or getting medical treatment. Can you and your cats come clean my place? And spellcheck recognizes gastrointestinal but not gastroenterologist. Nor spellcheck.
March 3rd, 2010 at 7:40 am
When you have the rheumatological MRI, be sure to leave any underwear with ZIPPERS OR SPIKES at home.
That’s what they told ME, anyway. But then, I live in the SE. Maybe people here have a history of that sort of thing.
March 3rd, 2010 at 11:09 am
You know, we adopted our little ones and people always think the waiting and uncertainty is the worst part. Nope, it’s the paperwork .
March 9th, 2010 at 5:59 am
Your language is shocking. WTF???