I’m Gonna Start A Clown College, Then Just Stab People As They Enroll. Oh, Don’t Act Like It Doesn’t Make TOTAL SENSE.
I went grocery shopping today and got amazing deals and saved tons of money. Then I told everyone I knew and a bunch of people on the internet how awesome I am at saving money.
It was highly gratifying.
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Tonight I made lasagna, and I’m pretty sure that I am now suffering from cheese overdose. I would never have thought such a thing possible, except I used some three pounds of cheese and that doesn’t include the ricotta. And now I’m feeling kind of logey. Shut UP, it MEANS what it SOUNDS LIKE.
It was super delicious, though. Death by cheese is a worthwhile death.
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So now, having eaten enough cheese to bind up several people permanently, I am working my way through my many hours of DVR’d TV shows. I spend so much time watching TV, and yet what the fuck with all shit I have taped? It’s crazy. I have no idea what I am spending my time on, but it certainly isn’t having an impact on the shit I have DVR’d.
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You know what would be awesome right now? Cake. Or cookies, I like cookies.
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Things I don’t eat:
Brussels Sprouts
Red Pepper
Green Pepper
Yellow Pepper
Fennel
Liver
Pickles
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I wonder how good a bowling score I could get if we were bowling with human skulls?
OK, I have to go. No, I have to go. SHUT UP. I AM GOING.
Tags: Banalities, Deliciousness, Life Is Awesome, TV Is AWESOME
February 5th, 2010 at 9:12 pm
Depends on 1) your natural bowling ability with bowling BALLS and 2) the shape, mass, and density of the skull you’re using.
This calls for SCIENCE!
February 6th, 2010 at 3:29 am
Having no fundage should give you extra time to blog, so that’s good for the rest of us.
February 6th, 2010 at 9:51 am
How come I am just now learning that you hate pickles too?
We’re sisters in pickle hatred.
The title of the post is one of my favorites.
February 6th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
I totally just left the ‘bowling with skulls’ comment in the wrong post. Sorry about that.
Pickles are only truly evil if they are the dill variety.
Let me know when you open your Clown [Killing] College. I’ll front you the extra spoons.
February 6th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
When the husband cracks a few too many lame jokes, I turn to him and ask him what he did with the money his mom gave him for clown college. Love the site!!
February 8th, 2010 at 6:20 pm
I guess I should cancel that fennel-and-liver edible bouquet I was going to send you as a belated Tracymas gift.
February 9th, 2010 at 6:00 pm
new best blog title ever.