You Say Weirdo Like It’s A Bad Thing
So tomorrow is my first Zipcar rental, and I’m a little tingly at the idea. I have reserved a Honda Element, the same car my folks have, and I am looking forward to filling that bastard up with all sorts of essential and non essential shit that can only be found at the Costco.
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In other news, my hands are kind of fucked up and by that I mean that they hurt, not that they are some grotesque and not natural shape or color. I think I may be developing arthritis, which both my mom and my nana have/had, and which would just about be my luck. This would also mean that grotesquerie of shape is only a matter of time.
You’re welcome.
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Also, here is a short and by no means inclusive list of shit I don’t give a fuck about:
LOST
The Super Bowl
Super Bowl Ads
Live Music (NO, not even that band/singer/songwriter/duo)
How you feel about my vocabulary choices
How you feel about any of my choices, really
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You know what would be awesome? EXACTLY.
And now I am off to go to bed, because I am old, and I can do that. Shut up.
Tags: Oddities, Playing Fuckaround, Psycho Is The New Black
February 4th, 2010 at 6:56 am
But…I thought you told me you were watching the Super Bowl? Granted, you told me that you were doing that LAST weekend when I asked you what you were doing. . . which might indicate your lack of interest seeing as how it is this weekend. I was convinced it already happened because I take what you say as truth. That’ll learn me.
February 4th, 2010 at 8:36 am
On the bright side, you probably won’t have to live with arthritis very long. Just like how I won’t live long enough to require a colonoscopy.
February 4th, 2010 at 7:04 pm
Get some of Costco’s more-amazing-than-average avocados and make guacamole, which is the only good thing about the Super Bowl anyway.