Would It Be Rude Of Me To Point Out The Many Ways In Which You Suck?
On the list of stuff I want to do, right up next to world domination and forcing people to find me amusing, is write a web comic.
OK, if I am really being honest, and I do try, I want to write a web comic so that I have the opportunity to be a cartoon character. And for those of you even now opening your gobs to say something snarky about me already being cartoony and something of a character (I’m looking at you, Fathead and the Unbearable Hotness Of Robert) I am VERY SERIOUS about this. See? ALL CAPITAL LETTERS = SERIOUS. And kind of shouty, but what can you do? I must work within the limitations of the medium, dudes.
Since I was a kid I have wanted to be a voice actor, and I would have been excellent if I had not gotten sidetracked into my current career as a mentally ill alcoholic, which has led to my late life renaissance as a patient with kidney failure, which, as I am sure you have guessed, keeps me very busy while not being in any way lucrative, although I have managed to acquire quite a bit of heavy grade percocet, which isn’t that great because HELLO! Recovering alcoholic.
I just can’t seem to win.
Also, I have all the drawing ability of a skink, an animal well known for it’s inability to draw more than stick figures, and not even those with any regularity. That’s right, I have skink-like artistic abilities. SHUT UP.
So, if you think you can draw and want to draw a web comic, email me. Of course, the other requirement is that you find me amusing. And BAM! just like that, two goals with one post. I’ll be done with that list in no time.
I’ll be over here. Waiting. SHUT UP.
Tags: Begging, Fuck Yeah, Let's Blow Shit Up, Playing Fuckaround, Working It
February 3rd, 2010 at 7:24 am
I think you’d make an excellent lead in a web comic. Make it happen, world!
February 4th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Dude!! I wanted to write a webcomic, because I love Scary Go Round so much. So, I got the entire Adobe creative suite in order to do so and 5 years later, I still don’t know how to use it and needless to say I have no comic. I have faith in you, though.