Comment by renn — 06/26/2012 @ 5:52 PM
Dude, I’m sorry. On the bright side, you can have your cane MADE for you. I highly recommend that the head/curve be either a zombie or a middle finger. Either would be kind of cool.
Comment by Sizzle — 06/26/2012 @ 5:53 PM
You could make a cane look cool.
I am glad Darcy could come in my absence. He’s a prince. And that you said “fruit” to him. Hahaha!
I am very glad I am not your booger Sherpa.
Comment by Tiff — 06/26/2012 @ 6:25 PM
For cool folk, those are called ‘walking sticks,’ and when you use one you can pretend to be just off a mountain from an awesome hike.
Also, ‘Booger Sherpa’ is a great band name.
Comment by Donde — 06/26/2012 @ 6:33 PM
I am sorry sweetie – that sucks the big green one. Independence is a painful thing to lose.
I’m afraid to mention that there ARE walking sticks with long stabby shanks inside, just in case a nefarioso tried to take advantage…
Comment by Avitable — 06/27/2012 @ 7:43 AM
Just make it a sword cane.
Comment by Grant — 06/27/2012 @ 7:54 AM
If I can wrap up things here and finally get there, maybe we could transform independence into codependence.
Comment by LongStoryLonger — 06/27/2012 @ 9:34 PM
I don’t care WHAT everyone says about Sizzle and Darcy. I think they’re good folk.
Didn’t Gene Kelly dance with a cane? Is this your way of telling us you’re going to take up dancing? Because I would support that.
I love you. And I’m taking the keys of that goddamn scooter. No more falling off the back of it! You addicts – always looking for the cheap rush.
Comment by The Defiler — 06/28/2012 @ 6:53 PM
You assume Maine wants you back. Sorry about your dizzys and stuff.
Comment by yknot — 06/28/2012 @ 7:33 PM
I feel for your situation & hope that this endless sinus stuff is the root cause of the dizziness, cause at least that’s Treatable. Can they put you on Meclazine? That seems to help with dizziness. Or Vodka, which while really not helping the dizziness, you won’t mind it nearly as much! They make some fine walking sticks round here, about 1 1/2 hrs. away in Woodstock,ny (Yeah,That Woodstock) I’m fairly sure we can get one with Lasers, A Stun Gun & extra pointy tips… Let me know.
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