I echo The Always Awesome Sizzle, with her On Point comment: If you are Bound & Determined to Hide a Body, don’t put it in a Custom Chest with your Initials engraved on it! Now, a 55 gallon lined enamelled drum,a la Jeffery Dahmer, is A Much Better plan, if you ask me (but you didn’t, did you?) The Other things you’ll need are a strong closing band, a hand truck to move said drum while filled and, ideally a local Superfund site with Thousands of similar drums & lax/nonexistent security. I really have been om my job Too Long, haven’t I? Have Fun & don’t get caught…
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Comment by renn
— 11/22/2011 @ 5:04 PM
Yay, Fathead!
Comment by fav
— 11/22/2011 @ 5:19 PM
hey, HEY I like cinnamon rolls, and not for the icing, OK!?
Comment by Kaply
— 11/22/2011 @ 6:54 PM
I find that worrisome, kiddo. Very worrisome.
Comment by Sizzle
— 11/22/2011 @ 7:31 PM
Don’t hide a body in a trunk with your initials on it, dude. Dead giveaway.
Comment by tiff
— 11/23/2011 @ 5:59 AM
‘things of a blankety or quiltish nature’ got coffee up my nose. Awesome.
As is, it appears, your brother. But how’s he going to get it to you? Isn’t he like…a COUNTRY away?
Comment by Fathead
— 11/24/2011 @ 6:00 AM
Thanks for making this a public test of my personal ability. You suck.
Comment by Yknot
— 12/02/2011 @ 1:07 PM
I echo The Always Awesome Sizzle, with her On Point comment: If you are Bound & Determined to Hide a Body, don’t put it in a Custom Chest with your Initials engraved on it! Now, a 55 gallon lined enamelled drum,a la Jeffery Dahmer, is A Much Better plan, if you ask me (but you didn’t, did you?) The Other things you’ll need are a strong closing band, a hand truck to move said drum while filled and, ideally a local Superfund site with Thousands of similar drums & lax/nonexistent security. I really have been om my job Too Long, haven’t I? Have Fun & don’t get caught…